Hi I'm Reqi or Tequila and I'm a sarcastic toaster.
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remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population

lolitsgabe:

Shut. The fuck. Up.

surprisebitch:

gaydirectioner:

When I’m listening to Beyoncé in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it

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dendropsyche:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD

Reblog if you have read fan fiction better than some published books

tanyanevidimka:

therothwoman:

ursulavernon:

shazrolane:

desert-neon:

bumblegabe:

Help me prove a point

I have never reblogged anything faster.

Unfortunate for the books, but speaks loads about the quality of some fan fics

Oh, hell yeah. Anything by incandescens can stand on my bookcase any time.

My favorite fanfics of all time are miles better than a number of books I’ve read.

everything by cleanwhiteroom

jaclcfrost:

fun fact

  • yelling at someone when they’re crying? funnily enough, that’s probably not going to make them stop. neither is insulting them. especially if the insult has to do with the fact that they’re crying. those are the things that are probably going to make them want to cry more. and feel worse. wow! that’s fun

phaserbeams:

I may be obnoxious but at least I’m obnoxious in the tags

emoij:

When you don’t understand something in class but everyone else does 

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scottpilgrirn:

mecto—amorous:

consistentlyaverage:

mecto—amorous:

two robots who are girlfriends and one is super high tech and the other is kind of a cheap poorly made model and shes really self conscious compared to her shiny new state of the art girlfriend but the high tech girlfriend is like shhshhshh no baby ur adorable glitches and faulty parts and all

So basically lesbian wall.e?

#is it even 100%certain that wall.e is a guy anyway

I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK YOU’RE HIRED

tek-kie:

I’m usually not so into fanfiction, but this one has a kitten and a vegan cake in it, I repeat: Kitten and vegan cake [X]

corgisandboobs:

This dog is about to impart some sick-ass wisdom while still maintaining street cred.