Hi I'm Reqi or Tequila and I'm a sarcastic toaster.
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wolverxne:

White wolf drinking water | by: {  }

happyhourprofessional:

Boom goes the gay dynamite

brooklynboobala:

maritsa-met:

Grown men who check out teenage girls make me physically ill.

Men that indicate how they are waiting for girls to turn 18 make me want to vomit all over them.



Track: Jessie's Girl
Artist: Mary Lambert
Album: Heart On My Sleeve (Deluxe Edition)

theladymonsters:

in which a gay cover of one of america’s most quintessential modern american love songs is a thing that exists

shelikestheboysintheband:

maccasass:

Drake’s one of us

and josh is our parents

assdeluxe:

*discovers a giant floating orb in the woods*

sick

*snapchats it*

rubyetc:

I found these gifs I made a while back for a site that’s not running anymore, so I thought I’d post them here. It’s a description of psychiatric symptoms and states of mind using a pink box and some other stuff. 

benedoodle-cumberpoodle:

lapfulofmisha:

isabela-stole-my-book:

44% of the audience of Guardians of the Galaxy is female and all the speculation states that women went to see it for Chris Pratt’s body. I don’t think that’s fair. Maybe (and this is crazy) they just like kickass movies with space shit and explosions. Maybe women can do things without men being their motivation. Maybe.

Bless you

I WENT FOR THE TALKING RACCOON MOTHAFUCKAS

lizawithazed:

cloperella:

hipstermun:

My cute little front ensemble plays the Gravity Falls theme. :’) (ignore the weird blur in the beginning)

that was awesome

this delights me

thefrogman:

By Benji [tumblr]

"oh my god, you’re seriously going to pay college kids $15 an hour to flip burgers? get a real job!"

scenicroutes:

a real job? you mean, like, an internship at the white house?

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okay, well what about the national democratic party?

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what about interning at the united nations?

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wow damn it’s almost like our economy functions on stealing labour from hardworking young people, regardless of whether their jobs are “real” or not

castielsteenwolf:

Moms reaction verse dads reaction

starlard:

some days it’s like,???boys r gross don’t touch

and others i’m like

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kingmunsterxvii:

febricant:

SHIA LEBEOUF LIVE

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

The entire history of art has been leading to this monumental moment