Hi I'm Reqi or Tequila and I'm a sarcastic toaster.
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pepperandpals:

Pls helb poof birb obtain millet seeb.

thediluteddreams:

flagrantnonsense:

Hey kids wanna buy some drugs

Welcome to Florida

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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theflawless:

why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 

postllimit:

my summer lab internship in one photoset

mosquitotits:

5.00 dollard

gamingartandlove:

So uh, I haven’t seen this on my dash, but check out this kickstarter!

They’re waterballoons that SELF TIE, make a HUNDRED at a time, AND AND they’re biodegradablee!! Seriously why isn’t this all over my dash yet??

They’ve already reached WAY over their goal, but you can still get some early bird deliveries for an early start of the water balloon madness!

babythc:

thank u ryden

unclefather:

"Who wants to be a millionaire?" Me. This game is easy. Next question. 

nerdymouse:

Yet they claim that the queer community is overly sexual and puts our sex lives out there. Straight people are weird. 

andalizard:

Griffon Ramsey, everybody (x)

kiriamaya:

stormbramble:

If someone wants a romantic relationship with little or no sex, let them.

If someone wants a sexual relationship with no romance, let them.

And if someone wants a completely platonic relationship with no romance or sex, FUCKING LET THEM.

Destroy the idea that a relationship must have sex and/or romance to be “real”.

And destroy the idea that platonic relationships are somehow “worth less”.

koolaidicecubes:

goldenclitoris:

watch out i m a professional flirter *winks with both eyes*

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wlntersoldier:

don’t date anyone who doesn’t think hawkeye is a valuable member of the avengers