Hi I'm Reqi or Tequila and I'm a sarcastic toaster.
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Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul thanking each other in their Emmy acceptance speeches

bubblepoopswamp:

Okay everyone. Do you see this?

Do you see these two words?

They do not mean the same thing.

Can we all decide to stop using “gay” as a synonym for bisexual, since they’re completely different things? Bisexuality is not the same concept as homosexuality, nor is it a subset of it.

likepoetrytofish:

221bthefinalfrontier:

i hope cecil has at some point been walking down the street with carlos in the middle of the day and he looks up and sees

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and just loses it

"IT’S DAYTIME! WHAT IS IT DOING UP THERE, CARLOS? IT’S STILL THERE!! IS IT NOT SATISFIED WITH LOITERING UP THERE BEING ALL FANCY AND ‘OH, LOOK AT ME, I’M THE MOON!’ AT NIGHT, SO IT’S JUST HERE NOW?? THAT JERK!!”

 (via punkscully)

neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

careforcass:

Saw this on iFunny and laughed so hard.

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

spacemuffinz:

polks:

anderjak:

So, for many people in California, water is literally going to run out for them before the end of the year, which is a completely ridiculous thing to ever have happen. Bottled water companies and various companies who use excessive water for extracurricular activities are not really taking into consideration the environment surrounding their area, and are pretty much bleeding California dry.

I don’t really have much in the way of helping, but not supporting those companies is always a great idea, which is why I personally recommend Bobbles.

They’re reusable plastic bottles that are fairly cheap and utilize a carbon filter that usually runs you less than $5 per filter and typically come two filters to a pack, and lasts you a good couple of months. You can buy them on Amazon, and I’ve seen them in places like Best Buy and Walgreens, so they’re bound to be in all sorts of places outside of that.

Tap water in most areas has been found to basically not be any more dangerous to your health than bottled water, but if you’re really unsure or paranoid like me, these filters do a great job without having to buy an attachment filter for your sink faucet.

There are TONS of short term solutions to help you guys out, but I figure having a reference or two drop on your dash might make the decision to jump to filters as opposed to traditional bottled water a little simpler to make.

Here’s a handy-dandy link to the Amazon search page if you’re interested.

bottled water is a SCAM and one that literally is endangering the environment and contributing to the horrific wildfires CA experiences every year. Get a filtered bottle like this, or something similar. Way cheaper and better for the environment! Remember, water, like any other resource, is valuable. Don’t waste it!

sooner or later the tank girl water maker will happen.



Track: Mr. Brightside
Artist: Vitamin String Quartet
Album: Tribute to The Killers

black-battler:

The Killer’s Mr. Brightside entirely in strings.

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  • teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
  • me: yeh
  • friend: what r we supposed to be doin
  • me: lol idk

mcporno:

i just sent a fucking nude to the wrong person im going to fucking die

prochoiceamerica:

YES! Thank you, Will Smith, for teaching your daughter that women and girls should always be in control of their own bodies. 

flannel-penguin:

beamkatanachronicles:

also who’s ready for ‘so i herd u liek mudkips’ to return from the ashes of the meme underworld

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mysharona1987:

A batch of wonderful book dedications.

How to color eggs with onion shells.

wewantwow:

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This must be the most beautiful DIY tutorial I have ever seen. And it so happens to be in style of this weekend. Found on Ulicam, a very nice blog by Ulrika Kestere, photographer and illustrator. For the whole tutorial and lot’s of inspiration, click here.